Thursday, July 1, 2010

HERO PROFILE #35: Mega-Rad


Operates out of: Monterey, CA

Transportation: powerbocks!

Other gear: PA system built into his belt, body armor

Activities: Patrols, stand up comedy, would like to do hand outs

Quote: "Is it legal to impersonate a miniature Tyrannosaurus Rex in public?"

Author's notes: When I first saw Mega-Rad on therlsh.net forum, I was like ok- another newbie (there's a lot of them) I kept reading some of his posts and thought 'who the hell is this guy?!' He was powerbocking like a kangaroo through the streets of Monterey. He was contemplating using a flash mob as a crime fighting tool as well as a giant dinosaur costume!
Whether these methods are effective for crime fighting is an unknown, I would say- but I give Mega-Rad credit for thinking outside the box.

8 comments:

  1. My word, the boy is more machine than human! Surely the work of the devil!

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  2. He has much red and black about him. Surely these too must be signs of influence from the devil.

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  3. Hmm. Red and black. He has a cane. I wonder if he's really blind and has hightened senses like Daredevil?!?

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  4. The red and black thing sort of came from my understanding that they're Loki's colors. Although in the interest of full disclosure, I did make a conscientious effort to sell my soul to the devil for standup comedy skills about two months ago. I think I still have the contract somewhere.

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  5. Bah what kind of RLSH are you! Loki wears green and gold as he first appeared in Journey into Mystery back in the 1960's.

    Giant dinosaur costume indeed...

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  6. What a waste of resources.

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  7. Care to expand on that, Z? I'd be curious to hear it, particularly since you're at least quasi-legendary. (kueijin1@yahoo.com)

    Also while I may be mistaken in some of my ideas -- I can't rule it out -- I actually do give quite a bit of thought about my equipment. None of it is *exclusively* for show.

    - Mega-Rad

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  8. Damnit, and here I was thinking I was original by choosing to go on Powerbocks! Bah!

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